Little Suzy {ANEWSIN VOL. 14 — Jason Garden}

Little Suzy had a puppy
He went by the name Zeke.

Whenever she closed her eyes
She swears that he could speak.

She discovered that her makeup
slowly made mer blind.

Her eyes looked classy but
the results put her in a bind.

She started loosing her friends
but Zeke kept her life fun.

Up until the day when he told
her to kill everyone.

She kept herself in solitude
fearing what she could do.

Then one day she raised a hammer
and turned Zeke’s head to goo.

Meet The Editor

A little while ago, you may remember that I hired Luka to do editing on some of the ansP stuff (starting here). What you may not know is that I have known Luka for over 15 years and consider her to be my best friend.

She is one of the only people that I trust implicitly and one of the few that actually challenges me on pretty well everything. Before I met her, I thought my grammar was okay, my HTML skills were adequate, and my music knowledge was rarely tasked. Luka fucked it all up by being far better than I in every regard.

She also owns Hellhound Fashion, works under Therianthropic & Co. and has always made fantastic costumes, jewelry, and trinkets.

Her dog, Maila, is beautiful and loving. I miss hanging out with that beast very much.

Anyway, that’s all I’m going to write about Luka. Cannot do too much before I start diving down a rabbit hole of stories. Trust me: NONE OF US WANT THAT. We have over 15 years of bullshit I can dig up.

OH! I should mention that I pay Luka on a gradient based on Patreon donations. 10% on what I receive every month goes towards paying her rent and making sure her dog is fed. I would love to do more, but I have similar pressures that I need to maintain. Plus, she said she would yell at me if I dared to do more.